Monday, May 14, 2012

As I Promised

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Monday, July 04, 2011


Last year I entered the Boston Marathon. The race started

and immediately I was the last of the runners.

It was embarrassing.

The guy who was in front of me, second to last, began making

fun of me. He said, "Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?"

I replied: "You really want to know?"

So I dropped out of the race.


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When some misbehave, whole class suffers.